There was this guy who loved two girls at the same time but he didn’t know which one he loved more. Someone taught him.

Ask yourself this question and answer it honestly :

“When you are happy, which girl would you want to share your happiness with?” The one you think of is someone you love.

Ask yourself another question and answer it honestly :

“When you are sad, which girl you want to share your burden with?” The one you think of is also someone you love.

If you think of the same girl when you are happy and sad, that’s the most perfect. But if you don’t think of the same girl, I would advise you to chose the one you are willing to share your sadness with.

In life, there are more sorrows than happiness. There are too many people that you meet that you can share your happiness with, not necessary your lover. If you live your life happily, you can also enjoy it alone. In sadness, however, there are not many people willing to share your burden with you. If you are willing to tell someone your happiness, I am sure that person has got to be someone close and an understanding person to you.

But it shouldn’t stop there. If that person only thinks of you when she is happy, but looks for someone else when she is sad, this lover is too unstable, she doesn’t treat you as someone she can spend the rest of her life with.

If you are sad, who comes to your mind first?

I can’t believe what i just heard
Could it be true?
Are you the girl I thought I knew
The one who promised me her love
Where did it go?
Does anybody ever know?

How do you heal a broken heart?
That feels like it will never beat this much again
I just can’t let go
How do you heal a broken heart?
That feels like it will never love this much again
Tonight I’ll hold what could be right
Tomorrow I’ll pretend to let you go

And were you ever what you seemed
Or was I a fool who fell in love
With his own dream
And now you say you want to leave
Start a new life today
Those words I thought you’d never say

Tonight I’ll hold what could be right
Tomorrow I’ll pretend to
Wake and put it all behind me
And find that I have finally found
A new life, in my soul
And find that I know how to let you go

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Most of us have now learned to live with “voice mail” as a necessary part of our daily lives. But have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail?

Imagine praying and hearing the following:

Thank you for calling heaven.

For English press 1
For French press 2
For all other languages press 0

Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for all other inquiries

I’m sorry, all our angels and saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us, and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on line.

If you would like to speak with:
God, Press 1
Jesus, Press 2
Holy Spirit, Press 3
If you would like to hear King David sing a Psalm while you are holding. Press 4

To find a loved one who has been assigned to Heaven, Press 5, then enter his or her social security number, followed by the # (pound sign). If you receive a negative response, please hang up and try area code 666.

For reservations at Heaven, please enter J-O-H-N, followed by the numbers 3:16.

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, the age of the earth, life on other planets, and where Noah’s Ark is, please wait till you arrive.

Our computers show that you have already prayed today. Please hang up and try again tomorrow.

The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. Please pray again on Monday after 9:30 a.m. If you are calling after hours and need emergency service, please call your local pastor.

Thank you for having a Heavenly Day!